75 + Best Funny birthday wishes to a cousin
1. Happy Birthday, Cousin! I’d tell you to act your age, but I have no idea what age you’re pretending to be today!
2. Congrats on another year of not being arrested! I think you’re doing a great job at adulthood, considering you’re still on the loose!
3. Happy Birthday! If anyone asks, you’re still 21, just with a bit more experience and a lot more wisdom… or at least that’s what we’ll tell them!
4. Another year older? Well, at least you’re not as old as you will be next year. Cheers to you, old-timer!
5. Happy Birthday! You’re like a fine wine — you get better with age, but you’re starting to give us all a headache!
6. Birthday wish: May your day be filled with laughter, your cake be moist, and your social media posts be the highlight of the year!
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7. Happy Birthday! You’re not old; you’re just well-seasoned. And by well-seasoned, I mean you’re starting to be a little salty!
8. Here’s to you, cousin! May your birthday be like a software update — annoying at first but ultimately leading to a better version of yourself!
9. Happy Birthday! You’re like a software update — a little annoying, but we know you’re good for us in the long run!
10. Congrats on being a year older! Recall that your age is only a number — a very large one in your case!
11. Happy Birthday, Cousin! I’d get you something awesome, but I’m saving my money for your retirement gift!
12. Cheers to another year of pretending to be grown-up! You’re killing it — well, sort of!
13. Happy Birthday! If anyone asks, I told them you’re still in your ‘terrific twenties.
14. Aging is like a software update — it’s necessary, but it never seems to come with a user manual!
15. Happy Birthday! You’re not just older, you’re more experienced at being fabulous — or at least that’s what I’m telling everyone!
16. Congratulations on another year of not getting any wiser. We’re all proud of your dedication to being fun instead!
17. Happy Birthday! You’re not old; you’re just really well-seasoned. And by well-seasoned, I mean you might need a little more salt and pepper to keep things interesting!
18. You’re like a fine wine — you get better with age, but sometimes you’re just a little bit corked!
19. Happy Birthday! Never forget that you are a classic, not an old person. And classics never go out of style!
20. Here’s to another year of questionable decisions and even more hilarious stories! Happy Birthday!
21. Happy Birthday! You’re officially old enough to know better, but still young enough to do it anyway!
22. Well done on making it through another orbit of the sun! I’d say you’re a star, but that might be too close to the sun — and we don’t want you melting!
23. Happy Birthday! I’d get you a gift, but I’m already giving you the gift of my friendship — and that’s priceless!
24. Another year older, another year wiser — or at least that’s what we’re all pretending to believe!
25. Happy Birthday! Remember, you’re not old; you’re just more experienced in the fine art of enjoying life!
26. Cheers to another year of being a legend in your own mind! Happy Birthday, you superstar!
27. Happy Birthday! You’re not just a year older, you’re a year closer to getting that senior discount!
28. Another year has passed, and you’re still fabulous — just with a few more gray hairs and a lot more wisdom to share!
29. Happy Birthday! Although age is simply a number, it’s a very significant one in your situation!
30. Here’s to celebrating the day you were born — and to hoping you don’t make as many bad decisions this year as you did last year!
31. Happy Birthday! Remember, the best way to stay young is to lie about your age!
32. Congratulations on your birthday! You’re like a vintage car — a bit rusty but still running smoothly!
33. Happy Birthday! I would’ve baked you a cake, but I’m not as skilled as you are at pretending to be a grown-up!
34. Another year older, and you’re still not getting any wiser — but at least you’re more entertaining!
35. Happy Birthday! You’re not old; you’re just chronologically gifted!
36. Cheers to you, Cousin! May your birthday be as amazing as you were at 21 — but with fewer regrets!
37. Happy Birthday! You’re like a great bottle of wine — you get better with age, but you’re starting to make us all dizzy!
38. Congratulations on your special day! Remember, you’re not over the hill — you’re just navigating the scenic route!
39. Happy Birthday! You’re not getting older; you’re just increasing in value. And in random aches and pains!
40. Congrats on another year of fabulousness! And by fabulous, I mean ‘barely managing to keep it together!
41. Happy Birthday! I’d get you something really nice, but then I remembered you already have me!
42. Another year older? I guess that means another year of pretending to be an adult. Good luck with that!
43. Happy Birthday! Remember, age is just a number. In your case, a really big number!
44. Cheers to you! May your birthday be filled with enough cake and laughter to make you forget your age!
45. Happy Birthday! You’re like a fine cheese — a little bit stinky but absolutely worth the wait!
46. Another year older and still no sign of maturity. You’re doing great, Cousin!
47. Happy Birthday! You’re officially at that age where you need to start Googling your own health symptoms!
48. Congrats on making it another year! Your prize is a giant cake and my undying admiration for surviving adulthood!
49. Happy Birthday! They say wisdom comes with age, but I think you’re still working on the ‘wisdom’ part!
50. Here’s to you, Cousin! May your birthday be less about your age and more about your ability to still party like a rock star!
51. Happy Birthday! I’m not saying you’re old, but I did see some dinosaurs around when you were born!
52. Cheers to another year of pretending you have it all together! We’re all rooting for you!
53. Happy Birthday! Although age is just a number, you have an incredibly outstanding one!
54. Another year older? You’re younger than you will be in a year, at least!
55. Happy Birthday! You’re at that age where every time you bend down, you make a noise — and it’s not the noise you want to hear!
56. Congrats on surviving another year of adulting! Here’s to another year of questionable choices!
57. Happy Birthday! You’re not old; you’re just a classic with a few more miles on the odometer!
58. Another year older and still no sign of growing up. Keep rocking that eternal youth vibe!
59. Happy Birthday! You’re like a smartphone — the newer models are cool, but we still love you for your vintage charm!
60. Cheers to you! Another year of being fabulous and slightly confused about how you got here so fast!
61. Happy Birthday! You’re not old; you’re just well-aged like a perfectly seasoned cast iron skillet!
62. Another year of life means another year of incredible stories to tell — or at least really good excuses for the ones you can’t remember!
63. Happy Birthday! You’re not old; you’re just a really well-experienced human being with a lot of great stories!
64. Congrats on making it through another year! I hope your birthday is filled with more cake and less adult responsibilities!
65. Happy Birthday! May your day be as awesome as your ability to ignore the signs of aging!
66. Another year older, and you’re still as amazing as ever — even if you do need a nap halfway through the day now!
67. Happy Birthday! At this point, you’re less ‘young and wild’ and more ‘wise and slightly tired’!
68. Cheers to you, Cousin! May your birthday be filled with all your favorite things — especially the ones that help you forget your age!
69. Happy Birthday! You’re like a really fine wine — getting better with age, but also making people wonder how you’re still so good at getting older!
70. Congrats on another year of dodging adulthood! Your secret’s safe with me — for now!
71. Happy Birthday! You’re at that age where you start lying about your age just to feel younger. I won’t tell if you don’t!
72. Another year older, and you still haven’t figured out how to adult properly. Here’s to another year of blissful ignorance!
73. Happy Birthday! You’re not old; you’re just a classic edition with a few more quirks and a lot more charm!
74. Cheers to you! You’ve finally reached the age where it’s perfectly acceptable to be grumpy about young people and take afternoon naps!
75. Happy Birthday! I’d get you something extraordinary, but then I realized you already have me — the gift that keeps on giving!
76. Happy Birthday! You’re officially at that age where ‘bedtime’ starts sounding like a really good idea!
77. Congrats on another year of being you! Just keep in mind that growing up is choice, but getting older is required.
78. Happy Birthday! I was going to get you something special, but then I remembered you already have me — the best gift ever!
